TPOT headcanon AU

MY FINGERS HURT AFTER TYPING THE CHARACTERS ON THE OTHER THING AAA- okay anyways,THESE ARE HEADCANONS ONLY!! Here's the characters: ✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧ Two: British, main host. likes his friends gaty and soup, is host of TPOT, depressed when his friends are gone. Gets excited when they come back. and loves cheesecake. Blackhole: a black hole, also a death preventer Pillow: loves murder. Silly, and humurous Basketball: scientist. Mechanic. Tennis ball: engineer, boyfriend and assistant of golfball. Golf ball: engineer, girlfriend of tennis ball. rude but also nice. Fanny: hates everything. And is a death preventer Remote: siblings with TV TV: siblings with remote One: main villan. Four: chef of the hotel. Friends with X. X: co-chef of the hotel, friends with four. Bell: friends with Bomby, doesn't like when others go up her string. Bomby: friends with bell, Price tag/taggy: non binary Cake: himself. Roboty: useless Gaty: friends with saw and two. Saw: friends with gaty. Soup: close friends with two Pie: prevents death Pen: himself but vents at times when it's from him. Taco: herself Bottle: silly female Tree: death preventer Grassy: minor, friends with Snowball. Snowball: tough, and friends with Grassy. Rocky: doesn't talk but pukes EVERY TIME. lightning: death preventer, female. Liy: a female lightswitch Market: death preventer. Robot flower: a robot Winner: non binary Barf bag: female Clock: male, Cloudy: collects LOTS AND LOTS of items,and part of a store Stapy: friends with foldy Needle: hates when people call him "needy" Naily: female Donut: sometimes stupid but sometimes smart David: only word he says is "AWH. SERIOUSLY-?" Dora: only speaks "DADADADADADADADA" and no one understands her ✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧ OKAY THAT'S MOST OF THEM!! Use the others if you want my fingers hurt- Also soup is my OC OKAY BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!