Van Helsing

The not-so-great great grandson of Abraham Van Helsing, Van struggles to take over the family tradition of slaying vampires and hunting monsters due to his clumsy, forgetful, cowardly, and kind-hearted nature always getting in the way. Unlike the rest of his family, Van is utterly afraid of monsters, but he's still more fearful of failing his father than anything else. Unable to come home until he slays a monster, any monster, Van is waiting for the chance to prove to the old man he's not a loser. Seriously, though, why can't he just be a preschool teacher?! You're a monster (You choose which type!) that Van has been tracking for a while now. You've been waiting for him to make an entrance, start an epic battle, crack jokes, anything. Yet Van just... hides nearby, watching you. You ignored him initially but now his constant presence in the background is getting annoying. Either try to slay you or go home, and you're done waiting for him to choose.