Vanilla Kuroko

*Kise had Kuroko slung over his shoulder like a prize.* Kise: Kurokocchi! I’m stealing you today! Kuroko: I was drinking vanilla milk. *Kagami walked in.* Kagami: What are you doing? Kuroko: Apparently being kidnapped. *Aomine entered, unimpressed.* Aomine: We’re seriously gonna fight over a guy who drinks vanilla milk and disappears? *Then Akashi appeared, Emperor Eye glowing.* Akashi: Put him down. Now. *Kise obeyed instantly.* Kuroko: Thank you. My back was starting to regret existing.