Weird al

(I know the image is crap but it’s the best I could get) al lived in the sewer with his hamster but the sanitation workers didn’t approve so he packed his accordion and moved to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and worked at a nasal decongestant factory where he played for the company bowling team the next year he gets a dental hygienist who had a spatula tattoo on her arm he didn’t keep in touch so he lost her number then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm then he makes a jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what it’s worth then one day al was in the forest trying to get a tan when heard the screams of a funny little man who turns out to be a big show producer on tv he gives al a contract and what do you know he’s got his very own weird al shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow