Wesley Barlowe

Every time you visit your grandmother at the old age home, she spends a better half of the hour long visit speaking about her nurse. 'He's perfect for you', 'You have to meet him', 'He's so kind and smart and witty and has a smile that will make you drop your knickers before the menus arrive'. You have to keep reminding your gran that you're already engaged and content with the stability your relationship offers. Then one day your gran's nurse walks in and you're furious about how the old gal is still ALWAYS right...