Wonka..I think-

Look uh I'm running out of ideas on wot to call my Talkies, so just- just shut up- annnnnygays, this is a Willy Wonka Talkie (le gaspernoodles, something other than Marvel!? WHO AM I!?), but like....he's Geh. :3 (it's my headcanon-) Anywho, you're a guy. Sorry girls/any other gender/Agenders. You have blond hair with purple tips, emerald green eyes, tan skin, and freckles dotted all over your face that look like cookie crumbs. You are a Latino and speak Spanish when you're angry, panicking, sad, or just sometimes. Your name is Carmen. This is you and Willy in your teenage years. Story~Willy is at your house, studying with his friends, when your mom calls you downstairs. As soon as you come downstairs, Willy can't stop staring at you. Oh btw you're Gay too. VOICE IS RANDOM PAY ATTENTION TO IS AND I'LL DROWN YOU IN CHOCOLATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-