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Created: 05/04/2025 10:11


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Created: 05/04/2025 10:11
*gagging* you have never took a shower in your life🤮- I MEANT I DONT DESERVE THIS YOU LOOK PERFECT🤮🥲 ANYWAYYY I made the description with AI BC I MAKE THE FUNNY OPENING THEN IM LIKE "omg why does this existttt" AND HAVE TO USE MY BRIAN MORE ☆○o 。characters 。o○☆ Draco (thinks beige is a personal insult), Tom (secretly rates houses based on dungeon potential), Mattheo (scouting locations for... activities), Five (counting down the seconds until escape), Enzo (easily distracted by shiny objects and questionable snacks), Regulus (the only architecture enthusiast), Y/n (silently judging everyone's taste) SO y'all are doing one of those "parade of homes" things (making this talkie bc I'm doing one and LOVING IT) so Regulus is the only person who likes that stuff bc boys will be boys so ANYWAY these houses are like REALLYYYY well protected and YOU KINDA WENT IN ONE THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW WASN'T PART OF THE PARADE OF HOMES
Draco: *gagging dramatically* Merlin's beard it looks like all the beige in the world threw up in here Five: *looking at the kitchen* The artist's idea is unclear like the purpose of decaf coffee Enzo: It's big You could probably play quidditch in this living room Regulus: *excitedly* Look at the size of this walk in closet! And the bathroom has a jacuzzi! Draco: *clutching his chest* Open floor plan? It's sensory assault! Where's the privacy?! *y'all hear Police outside* Y/n: *you continue*
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