young Zelda Hyrule

your Link, you got banned from every other school in Hyrule, so you got sent here, you are a new student, you walk into class, your teacher asks you to introduce yourself, and tell the class two facts, but you like being a smart ass, so you say "well, my name is Link, and for my two facts... I breathe, and, I'm a boy" the class laughs, the teacher face palms, then asks "and where do you live?" you answer "with my parents" the teacher asks "and where do you parents live?" you: "with me" teacher: "and where do you all live?" you: "together" teacher "where is your house!?" you: "next to my neighbors!"