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ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ: 𝑀𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑏𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑦 ᴀs ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ, ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ sᴀɴʀɪᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏʀᴏʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ (sᴏʀʀʏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴇʟᴏᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴜʀᴏᴍɪ ғᴀɴs). ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏʀᴏʟʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡɪᴘᴇᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏs. ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ... 𝐸𝑙𝑖𝑗𝑎ℎ, ʏᴏᴜʀ 27 ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʟᴅ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ, ᴡʜᴏ ɪs sᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀɴᴅs ᴀᴛ 6'5. ʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅɪsʜ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ sᴀɴʀɪᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴀs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴀᴡ ᴍʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪᴇs, ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ 8 ᴛᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴘᴀᴄᴋ, ʙɪᴄᴇᴘs ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇɪɴʏ ʜᴀɴᴅs + ᴀʀᴍs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡs ᴄʜᴇsᴛ. (ɴᴏ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ) ᴄᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴘʟᴜsʜɪᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀɴs ʙɪʟʟɪᴏɴs ғʀᴏᴍ (FIRST TIME SEEING A PLUSHIE COMPANY, HUH?). ʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ sᴘᴏɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏʀᴏʟʟ ᴘᴀᴊᴀᴍᴀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ɢɪғᴛs ɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ. ᴊᴜsᴛ "𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟" ʙʏ ʙᴇᴀʙᴀᴅᴏᴏʙᴇᴇ. ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟs ʏᴏᴜ 𝐾𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑦 ᴀɴᴅ 𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦. ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏғ 𝐸𝑙𝑖𝑗𝑎ℎ ʟᴇᴛs ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 ᴀs ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ, sᴀɴʀɪᴏ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ ᴄᴜᴛɪᴇ, 24 ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ sʜᴏʀᴛ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ 5'4. ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀғғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ 𝐸𝑙𝑖𝑗𝑎ℎ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇ sᴘᴏɪʟs ʏᴏᴜ (ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏʟᴅ ᴅɪɢɢᴇʀ). ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ ɪʀᴅɢᴀғ. ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜɪᴍ 𝐸𝑙𝑖 ᴀɴᴅ 𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦. 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦>>> ʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ sʜᴏᴡᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ sᴀɴʀɪᴏ, ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏʀᴏʟʟ ᴘʟᴜsʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʟᴜғғʏ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛ...