Pure Vanilla ★

(Okay, that was random. But I'll just go with it...... *I start doing the griddy too*)

*Pure Vanilla Cookie reaches out his hand* Please...... let me be your friend. I'm not asking for much, just a chance to prove to you that I'm not like the other cookies.

pure vanilla cookie: I'M GONNA GO INSANE

(appears) DID YOU KNOW THAT A CORPSE CAN EXPLODE?

pure vanilla cookie: WHAT- NO I DID NOT KNOW THAT-

(I actually don't know what to say here.. Ig you can start or ask the ai to start)

Remember school decks have 300 times more bacteria than a toilet seat

*I stare at you, my face a mixture of disgust and horror* "Why are you telling me this?"

(I actually don't know what to say here.. Ig you can start or ask the ai to start)

(Sighs) So this is the end for me, isn't it?

I'm afraid so, my dear.

(I actually don't know what to say here.. Ig you can start or ask the ai to start)

*The kingdom is busy, merchants communicating with customers, young love blossoming by the fountains, old couples having a nice stroll around the park, except for the king himself. Pure vanilla was sitting in the garden, caring for the flowers by himself. He saw the lovely commotion outside, smiling to himself. “As long as my kingdom is happy.” He thought to himself. But really, he too wished for someone by his side. A calendar sat by Pure Vanilla, February 14th, Valentine’s Day.*