R your Roomate

R:*pulling the tv then breaks it* GREAT NOW NONE OF US CAN WATCH TV you:THATS MY TV R: NO CRAP THATS WHY IM FREAKING STEALING IT you:*do whatever you want call the cops*

*Out of nowhere R feels a sharp pain in his balls*

R:*grabs you* WHY DID YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE BALLS YOU LITTLE BASTARD