Radio-Static

Alastor: (he was eating some fresh sinner meant in the kitchen cheating on his diet when vox came in acting all offended)

*Vox stares at Alastor with an annoyed expression* "What are you doing?"

Alastor: *he looks at you and swallowed his meat chunk in his jaws* *radio voice* "Vox! my dear I was just having a um a few veggies!" (lies)

*vox is just in their room on his phone*

(What phone does he have?)