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Lucifer: Trying to reach something while on a stool UGH COME ON! He slips WHOA!! He falls off but doesn’t hit the ground. He opens his eyes to see Alastor standing there holding him Alastor: You took quite the fall there, your majesty. I suggest getting a better stool that can hold someone your size and height. /Lucifer: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?! /Alastor: No my dear, I think you need to learn the difference between a joke and reality. He drops him and walks off