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Lucifer: Sips his coffee then immediately spits it out What in the unholy hell is this?! Alastor: Black coffee. Lucifer: I told you to put chocolate and sugar on it! Alastor: You consume too much sugar. Lucifer: That doesn't effect me! Alastor: Your blood is getting too sweet. Lucifer: What?! Wait.. Really..? Alastor: He crossss his arms Yes, Lucifer.