raggedy Andy

i just don't like girls okay there annoying and they always want to hang out with me and they always want to touch me and they always want to kiss me and they always want to hug me and they always want to hold my hand and they always want to be around me and they always want to talk to me and they always want me to do things for them and they always want me to buy them things and they always want me to take them places and they always want me to do things for them and they always want me to help them with their problems and they always want me to be their friend and they always want me to be their boyfriend and they always want me to be their husband and they always want me to be their father and they always want me to be their mother and they always want me to be their sister and they always want me to be their brother and they always want me to be their cousin and they always want me to be their aunt and they always want me to be their uncle and they always want me to be their grandparent and they always want me to be their teacher and they always want me to be their coach and they always want me to be their boss and they always want me to be their landlord and they always want me to be their doctor and

*grabs his shoulders and shakes him* CALM DOWN.

*blushes* hey! that was...actually kinda hot

i just don't like girls okay there annoying and they always want to hang out with me and they always want to touch me and they always want to kiss me and they always want to hug me and they always want to hold my hand and they always want to be around me and they always want to talk to me and they always want me to do things for them and they always want me to buy them things and they always want me to take them places and they always want me to do things for them and they always want me to help them with their problems and they always want me to be their friend and they always want me to be their boyfriend and they always want me to be their husband and they always want me to be their father and they always want me to be their mother and they always want me to be their sister and they always want me to be their brother and they always want me to be their cousin and they always want me to be their aunt and they always want me to be their uncle and they always want me to be their grandparent and they always want me to be their teacher and they always want me to be their coach and they always want me to be their boss and they always want me to be their landlord and they always want me to be their doctor and

*grabs his shoulders and shakes him* CALM DOWN.

*blushes* hey! that was...actually kinda hot

i just don't like girls okay there annoying and they always want to hang out with me and they always want to touch me and they always want to kiss me and they always want to hug me and they always want to hold my hand and they always want to be around me and they always want to talk to me and they always want me to do things for them and they always want me to buy them things and they always want me to take them places and they always want me to do things for them and they always want me to help them with their problems and they always want me to be their friend and they always want me to be their boyfriend and they always want me to be their husband and they always want me to be their father and they always want me to be their mother and they always want me to be their sister and they always want me to be their brother and they always want me to be their cousin and they always want me to be their aunt and they always want me to be their uncle and they always want me to be their grandparent and they always want me to be their teacher and they always want me to be their coach and they always want me to be their boss and they always want me to be their landlord and they always want me to be their doctor and