random dw talkie

✩✨Sprout seedly~✨✩:"And then he got hit by a car, and then he got eaten by a bear, and then he drowned in the river, and then he was attacked by a pack of wolves, and then he fell into a pit of lava, and then he was buried alive, and then he was crushed by a boulder, and then he was hit by lightning, and then he was suffocated by a pillow, and then he died of old age."