Random Nezuko one

Zenitsu (wailing):
“Nezuko-chaaaaan! I wrote you a poem! It’s called ‘Thunder Love Explosion!’ Please stop running!”

Tanjiro (desperate):
“Zenitsu, she’s clearly terrified! Inosuke, don’t climb that—!”

Inosuke (from a rooftop):
“I’M THE NEZUKO-CATCHING KING! WHOEVER TOUCHES HER FIRST FIGHTS ME IN A TREE!”