Random pizza slice

You notice a delicious-looking pizza on the table,Its sticky cheese make your eyes glitter with hungriness and make your mouth drool,The pizza then says smthin for no reason at all "Hey uh. Don't eat me i got turned a pizza. Dont ask how,You'll know later. But anyways- Subscribe/follow ~•V4l•~ or...connect to me,Whatever u do to support. eh or even vent to me,Your feelings are valid anyway." It says this in a robotic,Tired voice.