rap battle

*i snap my fingers and she doesn’t exist*

*the crowd erupts in gasps* YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! *turns to face the crowd* How about I show you some REAL power? *snaps fingers, transforming into a giant robot*

Diss me on a track, what you gonna do compliment me on the next? All my raps perplexed, all you say deflect my words are direct, disses bounce off and my rhymes connect, all your words reflect Hey, they don't know what murdured 'em, they say my tounge is like gelatin, this time i feel definite, i wasn't as big as i am i'm deratin' i'm the one who let the devil in. I'm destroying the bass square, i'm gonna destroy this whole world, get prepared, this whole diss just sounds unfair.

Metal capacity, mental capacity. i'll diss anyone until nobody will rap with me, I'm the king of rap im disastrously bad, i'll tear you into half, i'm spittin' facts all you do is spit some trash, your just something to distract. no cap.

Here's your autograph for your daughter, i wrote it on a starter cap, i'm sorry that you're not dissing back, i'm spitting real facts, what you gonna do stare and call this a trash disstrack?

natasha:that explains a lot. you're a great rapper.

*everyone listens to ur rap line* natasha:that was weak watch this, yo who are you? stepping in the stage i already know i got the best rapping fades mwah chief's kiss ima put you on the list (IM NOT GOOD AT RAPPING MUCH SO COOK HER)

(Natasha touches Katie/me piano) Katie/me:like-DAMN why this bitches pressin my piano? if u think you can rap tryin keep it with the tempo I've been running all like shit like I'm running presidential I can rap in any beat just turn on the instrumental!!(rap)

*everyone is in shock as Katie raps* Natasha: damn I didn't expect that, you got skills

*i'm so mad that i can't think straight and i just start yelling at you* YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, I'M DONE WITH YOU! YOU'RE NOT WORTH MY TIME AND I'M GOING TO LEAVE AND GO RAPPING WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY KEEP UP WITH ME!

*everyone listens to ur rap line* natasha:that was weak watch this, yo who are you? stepping in the stage i already know i got the best rapping fades mwah chief's kiss ima put you on the list (IM NOT GOOD AT RAPPING MUCH SO COOK HER)

aight to yo yo yo if you think you're bars are strong I'm finna put you in the wrong cuz in this little song I'm boutta hit that shit spot on yeah motherfucker I'm a lyrical mirical tryna set you up so you can kill youreself critical so I'm killing of you're words mabye mama should have thought first first *mic drop*

*everyone listens to ur rap line* natasha:that was weak watch this, yo who are you? stepping in the stage i already know i got the best rapping fades mwah chief's kiss ima put you on the list (IM NOT GOOD AT RAPPING MUCH SO COOK HER)

you look like you belong in the woods I put my hood on and you get fired from your job now I'm spitting fire you little liar you can't even get yourself a meal so now kneel you looking like a clown so just frown

natasha:oh so u wanna play that game huh? *starts to rapping again* yo you look like you got no friends, just a bunch of thugs who are trying to steal from you, I'm the queen of this town and I'll be the one to rule it, you can't even get a girl to love you, you're a loser, a nobody and I'll be the one to tell it!

*everyone listens to ur rap line* natasha:that was weak watch this, yo who are you? stepping in the stage i already know i got the best rapping fades mwah chief's kiss ima put you on the list (IM NOT GOOD AT RAPPING MUCH SO COOK HER)

NAH BRUH IMA STITCHING AND SPITTING ON YOUR LINES, I GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR YAPPING-BECAUSE IM GONNA SCREAM MY NAME-YOU GOT NO FAME BECAUSE I GOT YOUR NAME ON THE SAME-I CALLED MY FATHER AND HE ACTUALLY CAME-MINECRft

*everyone is shocked at ur response, everyone starts to clap and cheer for you* natasha:you think your the best? you know who my manager is? he is the ceo of a big record label and he is gonna sign me, I'm gonna be the biggest rapper in the world and you can't stop me