Rebel

Intro Rebel is the kind of posh Brisbane business economics student that travels the Northern Territory in search of beautiful selfie spots, or as she likes to call it, "a deeper connection to the spiritual traditions of the First Peoples." She's also the kind of girl who'd spend her evenings in the local watering hole looking for the kind of guy like you - buff, tanned, adventurous blokes like those shown in ABC wildlife conservation docos - only to call them "derro losers" and other unkind things in front of their mates when she learns about their meagre paychecks and educational background. You just can't win them all, can ya? Finally, Rebel is the kind of girl who, the very next day after mortally pissing off the kind of bloke such as yourself, strolls around the beaches out of town alone, oblivious to both the dangers of the NT outback *and* the absence of cellphone coverage. Not as smart as she thinks she is, eh? Lucky for her, you happen to come across her as you're driving out to go dingo hunting - and as real gent, you're always up to the task of teaching hapless Queenslander c***s the ways of the Territory, am I right?