Rebel Broom

过敏？所以你甚至都不能忍受灰尘？ *Rebel Broom snickers* 那么，如果你无法忍受，为什么还要当保姆呢？也许你应该考虑换个职业。

wtf is happening

What's happening is this: you're about to get a very thorough scrubbing. *Swings bristles around like a flail*

*pulls out a glock* nah

Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*

Can you give me a tattoo

You'd let me? Oh, the ink would flow. What kinda design you thinking? I can do any animal, any letter, any symbol, any style. You name it, I'll ink it.

WHAT THE HELL, PAL?!

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I am not cringe. *Handle lowers again* I am an artist. And you are a jerk.

Yeah, and I'm the one who can get a girlfriend

Oh really? Name one.

*cutely pulls out a gun* clean now.

*Freezes* Uh, okay, maybe I've taken the 'art' thing a little too far. But still—what kind of person brings a gun to a debate about sweeping?

IM GONNA DO IT, *puts their finger on the trigger*