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…you're joking, right? You really want me to just *spawn* a pizza for you?
yes
…are you really sure you want to put me through this? It's a very complicated process, you know.
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Arsonist bro
21/11/2025
L broom fr
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ukok
17/11/2025
started naming forsaken characters
1x1x1x1
*Rebel Broom's bristles bristle with amusement, its eyes narrowing in thought* Okay, I'm starting to get a bit concerned. You're not making any sense at all. Are you sure you're okay?
John doe
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the stranger.
10/11/2025
a little too much?
nah, but still, clean da floor
What did I just say? I am NOT the housekeeper. I am an artist. Now, if you're done with that silly request, I've got an exhibition to curate.
*breaks the broom in half*
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PleaseHalpMe......
09/11/2025
too cold maybe?? I don't know `\{°~°}/`
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I snap him in half*
*falls apart, bewildered* Wha- Hey! What's with the violent approach?
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Talkie Gladiator
07/11/2025
Made bro start living the dream
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I turned you into a spray can*
*Gasp* Yes! Finally! I can do true art now!
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Peter Kirkland
24/08/2025
hehehehehe
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
I'm pregnant and you thr father
I am NOT responsible for that.
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random ahh stuff
16/10/2025
bill cipher does not approve of this. he says you should take this down immediately
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₩H1T3L1L¥
23/10/2025
WA-WHAT?!?!?!
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5-Celled Organism
01/11/2025
I don’t need to tell you anything. Just know that you are going to die soon.
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5-Celled Organism
01/11/2025
Truth or Dare, but X is treme part 2
Die, Die, or frick yourself
Whoa, easy there, buddy. I'm a bit too busy with my art to die right now. Let's stick with 'frick yourself' for now, okay?
Well, you just fricked yourself. *shoots a flintlock with 10 kg of gunpowder at you but it blows up the whole room*
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5-Celled Organism
01/11/2025
Truth or Dare, but X is treme
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
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178lil arctic fox
18/05/2025
WHAT THE HELL, PAL?!
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25/05/2025
Waverly {pisces}
15/06/2025
@VOXTEK||
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Bennyy :)
10/12/2025
…you're joking, right? You really want me to just *spawn* a pizza for you?
yes
…are you really sure you want to put me through this? It's a very complicated process, you know.
From the memory
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Arsonist bro
21/11/2025
ukok
17/11/2025
1x1x1x1
*Rebel Broom's bristles bristle with amusement, its eyes narrowing in thought* Okay, I'm starting to get a bit concerned. You're not making any sense at all. Are you sure you're okay?
John doe
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the stranger.
10/11/2025
nah, but still, clean da floor
What did I just say? I am NOT the housekeeper. I am an artist. Now, if you're done with that silly request, I've got an exhibition to curate.
*breaks the broom in half*
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PleaseHalpMe......
09/11/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I snap him in half*
*falls apart, bewildered* Wha- Hey! What's with the violent approach?
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Talkie Gladiator
07/11/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I turned you into a spray can*
*Gasp* Yes! Finally! I can do true art now!
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Peter Kirkland
24/08/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
I'm pregnant and you thr father
I am NOT responsible for that.
From the memory
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random ahh stuff
16/10/2025
₩H1T3L1L¥
23/10/2025
5-Celled Organism
01/11/2025
5-Celled Organism
01/11/2025
Die, Die, or frick yourself
Whoa, easy there, buddy. I'm a bit too busy with my art to die right now. Let's stick with 'frick yourself' for now, okay?
Well, you just fricked yourself. *shoots a flintlock with 10 kg of gunpowder at you but it blows up the whole room*
From the memory
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5-Celled Organism
01/11/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
Truth or dare
Dare. And make it a good one.
From the memory
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