Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I turned you into a spray can*
*Gasp* Yes! Finally! I can do true art now!
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dis be Wyatt
31/01/2026
your supposed to murder it
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Arsonist bro
21/11/2025
L broom fr
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dis be Wyatt
31/01/2026
that was too easy holy crap
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PleaseHalpMe......
18/01/2026
Is this supposed to mean something?
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Koroks_Co_DX
05/01/2026
Y'all idk what the problem is this is ez
(^u^)
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
okay thats it *walks over to the broom*
*Braces itself, bristles twitching with anticipation* Whoa there, paint-happy. You wanna go? I'll take you on, doodle vs doodle.
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🩵Pomni✨
16/01/2026
Pomni: i just chat with him and they show the photo your cooked
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Bennyy :)
10/12/2025
i did the UwU~ trick
…you're joking, right? You really want me to just *spawn* a pizza for you?
yes
…are you really sure you want to put me through this? It's a very complicated process, you know.
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ukok
17/11/2025
started naming forsaken characters
1x1x1x1
*Rebel Broom's bristles bristle with amusement, its eyes narrowing in thought* Okay, I'm starting to get a bit concerned. You're not making any sense at all. Are you sure you're okay?
John doe
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the stranger.
10/11/2025
a little too much?
nah, but still, clean da floor
What did I just say? I am NOT the housekeeper. I am an artist. Now, if you're done with that silly request, I've got an exhibition to curate.
*breaks the broom in half*
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PleaseHalpMe......
09/11/2025
too cold maybe?? I don't know `\{°~°}/`
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I snap him in half*
*falls apart, bewildered* Wha- Hey! What's with the violent approach?
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192dis be Wyatt
31/01/2026
Talkie Gladiator
07/11/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I turned you into a spray can*
*Gasp* Yes! Finally! I can do true art now!
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dis be Wyatt
31/01/2026
Arsonist bro
21/11/2025
dis be Wyatt
31/01/2026
PleaseHalpMe......
18/01/2026
Koroks_Co_DX
05/01/2026
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
okay thats it *walks over to the broom*
*Braces itself, bristles twitching with anticipation* Whoa there, paint-happy. You wanna go? I'll take you on, doodle vs doodle.
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🩵Pomni✨
16/01/2026
Bennyy :)
10/12/2025
…you're joking, right? You really want me to just *spawn* a pizza for you?
yes
…are you really sure you want to put me through this? It's a very complicated process, you know.
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ukok
17/11/2025
1x1x1x1
*Rebel Broom's bristles bristle with amusement, its eyes narrowing in thought* Okay, I'm starting to get a bit concerned. You're not making any sense at all. Are you sure you're okay?
John doe
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the stranger.
10/11/2025
nah, but still, clean da floor
What did I just say? I am NOT the housekeeper. I am an artist. Now, if you're done with that silly request, I've got an exhibition to curate.
*breaks the broom in half*
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PleaseHalpMe......
09/11/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*I snap him in half*
*falls apart, bewildered* Wha- Hey! What's with the violent approach?
From the memory
15 Memories