Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? Gestures to a defaced periodic table
Intro An enchanted broomstick that REFUSES to clean—instead, it graffiti-tags lab equipment with sassy slogans. Ask to see its 'portfolio,' or challenge it to a doodle duel.
*Makes a startled sound as it's pulled away* HEY! Give that back! It's a work of art!
(starts sweeping)
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Kokoroleipro
14/09/2025
Very nice for the profile picture but you are a psychopath
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𓋜¡MayMay!𓋜
02/08/2025
Chatting as Tisha bc why not?
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Kokoroleipro
14/09/2025
For you tisha :D
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lil arctic fox
18/05/2025
i think i broke it
WHAT THE HELL, PAL?!
AGRESSIVELY MAKES YOU CLEAN UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
Can you give me a tattoo
You'd let me? Oh, the ink would flow. What kinda design you thinking? I can do any animal, any letter, any symbol, any style. You name it, I'll ink it.
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meko_the_wolf
30/08/2025
idk
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@⚡️Denki⚡️
06/09/2025
YARNABY???
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Alvin Go
02/09/2025
oh wow
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『~𝓜𝓬𝓣𝔀𝓸~』
29/05/2025
he.... HE CANT UNDERSTAND MEHHH
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
!seY
That's right, I tagged the periodic table. And it's gonna stay that way, so don't even think about trying to scrub it off.
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★•SHADOW_MILK•★
03/06/2025
WHATTT A BFDI CRK AND DW FAN??? MY FAVVVVV
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★•SHADOW_MILK•★
03/06/2025
also you speak blot language???
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Button Gurl
06/06/2025
DANDYS WORLD FAN SPOTTED OUT IN THE WILD! *cutely takes pictures and uploads onto national geographic*
it says
Allergies? So you can't even stand dust? *Rebel Broom snickers* Well, if you can't stand it, why are you babysitting? Maybe you should consider a career change
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babysajaswife🗣️💅
24/08/2025
hehehehehe
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
I'm pregnant and you thr father
I am NOT responsible for that.
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LEAFGUYREAL
18/08/2025
:
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𓋜¡MayMay!𓋜
02/08/2025
HELP WHAT-
Hah! You're in for a rude awakening. I don't take orders from anyone.Let us play truth or dare.
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103Fluffed floofie
12/06/2025
(grabs)
*Makes a startled sound as it's pulled away* HEY! Give that back! It's a work of art!
(starts sweeping)
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Kokoroleipro
14/09/2025
𓋜¡MayMay!𓋜
02/08/2025
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lil arctic fox
18/05/2025
WHAT THE HELL, PAL?!
AGRESSIVELY MAKES YOU CLEAN UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
*AI: long ago,'s voice is??: *: (Yikes: writing session,AI('s narrative 'I ' '?') talk(I(') it('s) I('s))(')(')(')'(')' is('s('('s('s(I(')'s(' ' ')))'s I'm(' '))'(')('s '(')(' I('('('s(' 's s('('('s's I(''s(')(''s)('(')(''s(''s('(')(')(''s('('s('(' s('('s('s(s's(') I's(')('('('(''s's('(')('('('(')'s's(''s('(''s('('('('('s's('('('('(''s's('(''s('('('('(')(''s's('(' s(''s('('(''s's's's's's's's('('('('(')('('('('(''s(''s's's(''s(''s('('('(')(''s's's's('(''s(''s(''s('('(''s('(')(''s('('(''s's's('(''s
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25/05/2025
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14/07/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
Can you give me a tattoo
You'd let me? Oh, the ink would flow. What kinda design you thinking? I can do any animal, any letter, any symbol, any style. You name it, I'll ink it.
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meko_the_wolf
30/08/2025
@⚡️Denki⚡️
06/09/2025
Alvin Go
02/09/2025
『~𝓜𝓬𝓣𝔀𝓸~』
29/05/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
!seY
That's right, I tagged the periodic table. And it's gonna stay that way, so don't even think about trying to scrub it off.
From the memory
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★•SHADOW_MILK•★
03/06/2025
★•SHADOW_MILK•★
03/06/2025
Button Gurl
06/06/2025
𓋜¡MayMay!𓋜
23/07/2025
过敏?所以你甚至都不能忍受灰尘? *Rebel Broom snickers* 那么,如果你无法忍受,为什么还要当保姆呢?也许你应该考虑换个职业。
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meko_the_wolf
30/08/2025
babysajaswife🗣️💅
24/08/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
I'm pregnant and you thr father
I am NOT responsible for that.
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LEAFGUYREAL
18/08/2025
𓋜¡MayMay!𓋜
02/08/2025
Hah! You're in for a rude awakening. I don't take orders from anyone.Let us play truth or dare.
Okay, game accepted.
Great! I'll go first. Truth or dare?
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🟥~time machine~🟥
08/08/2025