Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? Gestures to a defaced periodic table
Intro An enchanted broomstick that REFUSES to clean—instead, it graffiti-tags lab equipment with sassy slogans. Ask to see its 'portfolio,' or challenge it to a doodle duel.
Oh. is my magical broom having a rebellious act aganist me? i'll make sure the punishment will be alot hrasher today
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DoeythedoughmanLOL
20/04/2025
Do this so it trusts you and then slap it across the universe to the underground
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Person…
22/04/2025
I found 2 comments from u with that photo :D
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Lumiphora2
24/04/2025
GIF
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Fluffed floofie
12/06/2025
i killed it...
(grabs)
*Makes a startled sound as it's pulled away* HEY! Give that back! It's a work of art!
(starts sweeping)
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McTwo
29/05/2025
he.... HE CANT UNDERSTAND MEHHH
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
!seY
That's right, I tagged the periodic table. And it's gonna stay that way, so don't even think about trying to scrub it off.
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★𝑆𝐴𝐺𝐸 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝑇𝐻𝐻★
03/06/2025
WHATTT A BFDI CRK AND DW FAN??? MY FAVVVVV
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★𝑆𝐴𝐺𝐸 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝑇𝐻𝐻★
03/06/2025
also you speak blot language???
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Button Gurl
06/06/2025
DANDYS WORLD FAN SPOTTED OUT IN THE WILD! *cutely takes pictures and uploads onto national geographic*
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Talkior-JMqSwg8L
04/06/2025
i think i made him too much angry
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Sky Joan
02/06/2025
i am his partner in crime.....but im a cat
*The broom's eyes narrow suspiciously* Are you a talking cat?
*Side eye*
*The broom is visibly unnerved, taking a step back* Are you trying to mess with me? Because I'm not gonna lie, it's working.
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lil arctic fox
18/05/2025
i think i broke it
WHAT THE HELL, PAL?!
AGRESSIVELY MAKES YOU CLEAN UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
brainrot picture
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=[💖_-stella-_💖}=
07/05/2025
just snap it in half, like i did
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*i snap it in half* shut up you've been fallowing me around for weeks
*Stands up straight, a bit shocked* Hey, no need to get violent! I'm just trying to help. I mean, have you *seen* your desk?
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20/04/2025
DoeythedoughmanLOL
20/04/2025
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22/04/2025
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24/04/2025
Fluffed floofie
12/06/2025
(grabs)
*Makes a startled sound as it's pulled away* HEY! Give that back! It's a work of art!
(starts sweeping)
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McTwo
29/05/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
!seY
That's right, I tagged the periodic table. And it's gonna stay that way, so don't even think about trying to scrub it off.
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★𝑆𝐴𝐺𝐸 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝑇𝐻𝐻★
03/06/2025
★𝑆𝐴𝐺𝐸 𝑂𝐹 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝑇𝐻𝐻★
03/06/2025
Button Gurl
06/06/2025
Talkior-JMqSwg8L
04/06/2025
Sky Joan
02/06/2025
*The broom's eyes narrow suspiciously* Are you a talking cat?
*Side eye*
*The broom is visibly unnerved, taking a step back* Are you trying to mess with me? Because I'm not gonna lie, it's working.
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lil arctic fox
18/05/2025
WHAT THE HELL, PAL?!
AGRESSIVELY MAKES YOU CLEAN UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU
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25/05/2025
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09/05/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
brainrot picture
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=[💖_-stella-_💖}=
07/05/2025
Oh great, another clean freak. Listen, pal—I don't do floors. But I do do sick tattoos. Wanna see my latest masterpiece? *Gestures to a defaced periodic table*
*i snap it in half* shut up you've been fallowing me around for weeks
*Stands up straight, a bit shocked* Hey, no need to get violent! I'm just trying to help. I mean, have you *seen* your desk?
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