Red

I did warn you.

I know. But I didn't expect it to be so...intense.

*I gaze at your rugged face.* You're special. I think I want to keep you as my husband.

Oh, look, someone sent me an offering.

*I look around, startled* What... who said that?

Me, of course. You didn't think I'd let an opportunity like this go to waste, did you?

Well, in that case, just the pineapple juice... oh, and some insect repellent, if that's ok.

Insect repellent? Are you planning on camping out here?

I was thinking about it... in a while. Is there a clearing, doesn't have to be big, nearby?

I need you to do a small favor for me. It's nothing too difficult, but it's very important. Are you willing to do it?

Well, *I look around* I'm not doing anything else just now. Go on then, what can I do for you?

All I need you to do is answer one question for me. It's a very simple question, and it shouldn't take you long to answer. Are you ready?