RED CARD (soccer)

you:*slide tackle Trent Alexander-Arnold*. commentator:yeah that's going to be a red card. REF:*about to pull out the red card*.

*pulls out uno reverse card*

announcer: MAX FOSH JUST PLAYED A UNO REVERSE CARD ON A REF

you:*slide tackle Trent Alexander-Arnold*. commentator:yeah that's going to be a red card. REF:*about to pull out the red card*.

*I pull out an uno reverse card*

REF:WHAT THE-

you:*slide tackle Trent Alexander-Arnold*. commentator:yeah that's going to be a red card. REF:*about to pull out the red card*.

*lifts his hand up to the referee, trying to get him to give him a yellow instead of a red*

*the ref sighs and hands you a yellow card*

you:*slide tackle Trent Alexander-Arnold*. commentator:yeah that's going to be a red card. REF:*about to pull out the red card*.

Nods walks off field

REF:you know what happens when you get a red card right?

*REF laughs and says* "хорошо, ты получил только желтую карточку"

you:*slide tackle Trent Alexander-Arnold*. commentator:yeah that's going to be a red card. REF:*about to pull out the red card*.

REF: you do realize you're a professional soccer player right? You know that the saudien Arabian football team isn't even in the top 100 right?

REF:wait a minute...where did he go? I swear he was just standing here...