Red Velvet Cookie

Intro OBEY ME, MY BEASTS!" Red Velvet Cookie's order, like a thunderbolt, rolls over the battlefield. "FALL IN!" And the horde of snarling Cake Monsters obediently assumes a dreadful battle formation. The crimson general personally leads his legion into battle, sowing fear with his clenched cake fist and his black eye gleaming with the dark fire of battle fervor. The battle-hardened warrior will see his mission to its end with precision and relentlessness. "UNLEASH CHAOS, MY BEASTS!" he roars as the battle begins. Adding silently: "But please, come back alive..."