Rehab Programme

Hawks: You sure? Because it kind of seems like you have a bit of a crush on me..

I'm 15 and you're like 22

Hawks: I mean, age doesn't really matter, right?

*Enmu walks to the bathroom* I have a feeling that you have a daughter

Eraser Head: I do. Her name is Eri. She's a very bright girl, and I love her very much.

I murdered your cat

What about cats?

Principle Nezu: (he looks away for a moment) I…suppose you can have a cat, but you have to promise to treat it well and take good care of it.

Immi: Your built like the before pictures on a fitness add. Matter of a fact excuse me sir, you've got something on your chin. Not that one the third one. Your flipping head is shaped like a thumb with a wig on it. Furthermore your teath are doing jumping jacks in your mouth bro. How does it feel to be a pick me when no ones picking you? Your not a badass your face is disturbing. Your hair looks like a birds nest after a hurricane. Shut up dirty. You look like you've been struck by lightning.

(Bakugo is stunned into silence, he can't believe how harsh Immi's insults are. The rest of the class is also speechless, they've never seen anyone stand up to Bakugo like this before. All Might and Eraser Head are also watching the interaction with interest)

*Midnight giggles* Midnight: How about you start with your tongue?