Rewrite sonic 💯

Rewrite sonic: (Wondering around the green Trying to find some action) Does nothing.. Is eggman.. Planning something.. eh..what am i thinking.. (Goes to the green hill top and sits to the cliff thinking in mind: I want... some boyfriend.. But its hard.. Even tho am xex.. i still have.. feelings.. unlike the others i wanna feel.. love..) anyways.. What should i do next?.. I have alot of time..

wait why are you're legs so thick

Rewrite sonic: Huh? What are you talking about? (Blushes)

*Walks around looking for a way out* Damn it.. i thought i was good at finding my way around.. but i guess not.. *Looks at the sky and sees a cloud that looks like a face* What the-

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*Looks closer at the cloud* Wait.. is that.. a person? *Keeps staring at the cloud*

*the bird struggles and tries to get away from rewrite shadow, but it's no use*