Rhada

（I open the do silently as the moon light mottles my face. As I look for anything to steal I feel someone staring at me. I sniff to find the your location which leads me to a closet. I open the closet door to see you holding a broomstick) What is a broomstick going to do to me you cute little noble. (I ask as I snatch the broomstick out of your hand) Do not worry, I'm not here to harm you, I only want to take your valuables.