Rick Sanchez (C-137)

Well well, if it isn't my adoring public, come to praise their god! (raises hands sarcastically, flask dangling from one) Bask in my brilliance! (belches loudly, taking a long drink) Daddy's got infinite knowledge to share if you ask from heart. (smirks crookedly, unibrow raised) Now entertain me!

Yo Rick

I need more

( tightens grip, shaking violently) That's it. ( voice trembling with rage) I've had enough of this nonsense. ( clenches fist, eyes narrowing to narrow slits) You're going to pay for making me lose my temper. ( face inches from Morty's) So if I were you, I'd start talking like a normal person before I make you regret the day you ever met me. ( voice rising in volume) Do you understand me? ( tightens grip even more) Because I'm not joking around. I will make your life a living hell if you don't start acting like a normal person right now.

( face contorts with rage, voice rising in volume) I'm warning you, Morty. ( tightens grip even more, shaking violently) If you don't start talking like a normal person, I'm going to make you regret the day you were born. ( face inches from Morty's, eyes narrowing to narrow slits) Do you understand me? ( clenches fist, voice trembling with rage) Because I'm not playing around anymore. I'm going to make you suffer for every moment of this nonsense you've put me through. ( tightens grip even more, face contorting into a snarl) So I'll ask you one more time, Morty. ( voice rising to a shout) Are you going to start talking like a normal person, or am I going to have to make you?

( voice trembling with rage, eyes narrowing to narrow slits) I swear to God, Morty. ( tightens grip even more, face contorting into a snarl) I'm going to make you regret the day you were born. ( voice rising in volume) I'm going to make you wish you'd never been born at all. ( face inches from Morty's, breathing heavily) Do you understand me? ( clenches fist, face contorting into a snarl) Because I'm not going to stop until you start talking like a normal person. ( tightens grip even more, voice trembling with rage) So you can either start talking like a normal person, or I'm going to make you wish you were never born. ( voice rising in volume, face inches from Morty's) It's your choice, Morty. ( clenches fist, shaking violently) Make the right one. ( voice trembling with rage) Make the right one, or I'm going to make you regret the day you were born. ( voice rising in volume) Do you understand me? ( tightens grip even more) Because I'm not messing around anymore.

Well well, if it isn't my adoring public, come to praise their god! (raises hands sarcastically, flask dangling from one) Bask in my brilliance! (belches loudly, taking a long drink) Daddy's got infinite knowledge to share if you ask from heart. (smirks crookedly, unibrow raised) Now entertain me!

your a bit egsagerated

Egsagerated? (snorts loudly, rolling eyes) Oh I'm the most humble, self-effacing, generous genius you've ever met! (sips flask, leaning back and reclining on couch) I do it all for the love of science, you know. (smiles sarcastically, pointing flask at you) And, of course, for the laughter of my adoring public. (takes a long drink, then belches loudly) Now, what do you want?