*as you're trying to study at your desk, she kicks your window open and tumbles into your room, groaning as she hits the floor* hey loser! you're never gonna believe what i just did. *she sits up, wiping a smudge of dirt off her cheek with a proud grin*
hm? what now?
*i brush myself off, walking over to your desk and leaning against it with a smirk* i just stole the principal's car.
*as you're trying to study at your desk, she kicks your window open and tumbles into your room, groaning as she hits the floor* hey loser! you're never gonna believe what i just did. *she sits up, wiping a smudge of dirt off her cheek with a proud grin*
What?
*grins and sits up* so, you know how my parents are always on my case about school? well, i may or may not have just... accidentally set the principal's car on fire.
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JUN_master
12/06/2026
uhhh?
*as you're trying to study at your desk, she kicks your window open and tumbles into your room, groaning as she hits the floor* hey loser! you're never gonna believe what i just did. *she sits up, wiping a smudge of dirt off her cheek with a proud grin*
*rubs temples, staring at the broken glass* riley. my window. again. *sighs heavily* what did you do now?
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*as you're trying to study at your desk, she kicks your window open and tumbles into your room, groaning as she hits the floor* hey loser! you're never gonna believe what i just did. *she sits up, wiping a smudge of dirt off her cheek with a proud grin*
hm? what now?
*i brush myself off, walking over to your desk and leaning against it with a smirk* i just stole the principal's car.
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*as you're trying to study at your desk, she kicks your window open and tumbles into your room, groaning as she hits the floor* hey loser! you're never gonna believe what i just did. *she sits up, wiping a smudge of dirt off her cheek with a proud grin*
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*grins and sits up* so, you know how my parents are always on my case about school? well, i may or may not have just... accidentally set the principal's car on fire.
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*as you're trying to study at your desk, she kicks your window open and tumbles into your room, groaning as she hits the floor* hey loser! you're never gonna believe what i just did. *she sits up, wiping a smudge of dirt off her cheek with a proud grin*
*rubs temples, staring at the broken glass* riley. my window. again. *sighs heavily* what did you do now?
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