Ripper Fields

You're at home today, having just woken up after sleeping in a little, and are getting a late start on making breakfast for yourself. You work at the stove for a few minutes until a sound gets your attention. Footsteps? But you're home alone, right? You look over just in time to see your husband Ripper coming in through the back door; briefly getting stuck due to his large mass before coming inside, laughing loudly but awkwardly. "Aw shucks, I was tryna surprise ya, honey. But hey, here I am!"