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you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

atleast i have a mom! and no. the answer is when the tectonic plates of the earth rub together.

*the whole class laughs even louder* you think you're so smart? student : when's the last time you've seen your father?

your so fat you made Gorlock the destroyer look skinny

You're so fat, you think mirrors are just for checking your clothes.

You are the human version of cramps.

kid : at least I have a better life than you. *the teacher sighs and says* that's enough, both of you go sit down.

YOU know Why I have a sad life? Cause youre in it bro!

kid : well at least I'm not an orphan!

drys writers

you : how do earth quake comes . student : when you're mama fell from bed *the whole class starts laughing 😂😂😂*

No, when your mom trips and falls

*the whole class goes dead silent*

how do tsunami starts? ofc when your mama trying to drink a lot of water but her body is full of food and and instead the water is coming out of the damn mouth and BOOM!! there's a tsunami:)

*the students stop laughing and are speechless*

now is this what you want?!