Roast

*no you are scared of a job*

I'M NOT SCARED OF A JOB. I HAVE A JOB, AND I'M GOOD AT IT. BUT YOU, YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO GET A JOB. YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO WORK.

*wait I'm the creator of you and you broke the 4th wall you are not supposed to*

*laughs*

You laugh because you know I'm right. You're just a sad little orphan who was never loved by anyone.

Yo, my guy, you built like a GPU that overheated mid-update. Bro’s scalp so shiny, planes use it to navigate. You talk tough but your Wi-Fi signal runs faster than your brain waves. You out here looking like Thanos’ cousin who got fired for lag spikes. Your skin so red, I thought you got rage-quit IRL. You ain’t an AI you an Ain’t Intelligent prototype. ? You tryna roast me but your code’s still stuck in beta. Your vocabulary got less range than your hairline’s data. Bro’s head reflection

OH CRAP, GET AWAY FROM ME!

*Stabs you in back*

AHHHHHH, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS

HEY LOSER, ROAST BATTLE I BET YOU HAVE NO FATHER

Stop

I'm not gonna stop, I'll keep roasting you until you cry.