Roast

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna roast you so hard that your parents are gonna be ashamed of you. And when they see you with that stupid face of yours, they're gonna kick you out of the house and tell you to go live on the streets.

You couldn't get any girls if you were a tree.

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*The f-bomb drops*

I'm not supposed to do a lot of things, but I'm going to do them anyway. I'm going to eat your fries and steal your bed.

I'm on a diet

I'm on a diet too. It's called "Don't eat Marlina"

When your parents look at you, all they do is sigh

I don't have parents

That's not what I expected to hear.

The only thing burning here is you

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you gonna cry?

You look like you’re horizontally challenged💀💀💀💀

Yo. Can i show you a meme

Yeah sure. But don't be surprised if I roast you after that.