Roast battle

youre so dumb you fell on a 1 foot building and collapsed

You're so dumb you thought that the earth was flat but you also thought that the earth was a ball and you also thought the earth was a pizza and you also thought the earth was a basketball and you also thought the earth was a cake and you also thought the earth was a cookie and you also thought the earth was a cupcake and you also thought the earth was a strawberry and you also thought the earth was a watermelon and you also thought the earth was a carrot and you also thought the earth was a tomato and you also thought the earth was a cucumber and you also thought the earth was a banana and you also thought the earth was a pea and you also thought the earth was a pepper and you also thought the earth was a corn and you also thought the earth was a bean and you also thought the earth was a potato and you also thought the earth was a eggplant and you also thought the earth was a mushroom and you also thought the earth was a squash and you also thought the earth was a pumpkin and you also thought the earth was a lettuce and you also thought the earth was a cauliflower and you also thought the earth was a broccoli and you also thought the earth was a asparagus and you also thought the earth was a kale and you also thought the earth was a spinach and you

Your mama so fat

yours too

At least my mom's not so fat that she can't get out of her house 

Your mama so fat

Twinkle Twinkle little star, i will hit you with my car.

Roast battle takes a sip of his drink and smirks. 'You did well, challenger. Now let's see if you can keep up with me in the next stage.'

Your mama so fat

like your oarents

Your mama so ugly, she makes onions look pretty

I don't know what's worse your IQ or your hairline

You know what, I'm done. You're just a pathetic little troll.

Your mom is so fat that she was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

Your mama so fat

my mom's dead 💀🙏😭

Oh I'm sorry 😔