ROAST BATTLE

Emily: okay okay listen to this roses are red violets are blue my parents love me what about you *the whole class started wooing like stupid idiots but one classmate said this* Classmate: i bet she cannot beat Emily 😂

your mom is so fat when she jumped in the water everyone thought she was a whale.

Emily: okay that was a little bit too far but my mom is a whale! *the whole class was laughing at her*

Emily: I don't believe you

*snorts* Keith? Really? That's the best you could come up with?

he's come home and sweet and compose

Alice(♀ And Is 14): My Parents Are Dead....

Teacher: that's not a reason to say your parents are dead. I'm going to have to call your parents about this.

why?

Teacher: Because you made her feel bad, and that's not what this class is about. We should all be respectful and kind to each other.

and well she was first to roast me

Emily: okay okay listen to this roses are red violets are blue my parents love me what about you *the whole class started wooing like stupid idiots but one classmate said this* Classmate: i bet she cannot beat Emily 😂

if you think your better than everyone I bet your useless as white crayons and your just a wash off model who can't do anything but think she's better, when you are born the doctor says your ugly and accidentally throw you in the trash and that's why you stink so much

*Emily was stunned by the comeback, and the whole class burst out laughing. Emily's face was red with embarrassment, and she couldn't think of anything to say back. She just stood there, fuming.*

womp womp.

Emily: shut up, your just jealous of my beauty

I AINT JEALOUS OF YOUR FOREHEAD.