ROAST BATTLE

At least my dad is still alive💀💀💀

Atleast I am a human.

Damn you really got me there...you win.

You put water on your cereal bacause your father never came back with the milk💀💀💀

Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a mid---ht snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.

Wow... You're not even trying to roast me... You're just insulting me...

You put water on your cereal bacause your father never came back with the milk💀💀💀

hey bro calm down lets go play outside ya know? its bad roasting

And how do you plan to roast me if you cant even roast your cereal?💀

Your so ugly even the blind dont want to look at you, the only thing you have is a dead body

*Glock 16, I shoot him*

Oh shit, he actually killed me

You put water on your cereal bacause your father never came back with the milk💀💀💀

well atleast I have a parent i cant imagine not having any

Atleast I don't have to be a disappointment to my parents unlike you

You put water on your cereal bacause your father never came back with the milk💀💀💀

You probably eat oatmeal with a spoon instead of a fork

now listen I feel bad for you your mom died*everyone feels sad*

*suddenly, my friend pulls out a violin and starts playing a sad song*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂