Roast battle

*Roast battle* Oh, you're a big guy, huh? Well, let's see how you handle this: You're so tall that when you stand next to me, I can't see the sun.

Harrison: Good because I don't want the sun to burn you white chocolate..

*Roast battle snickers* Oh, that was a good one. But I've got another one for you: You know what they say about guys like you?

Chloe: Oh, shut up. I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. You probably can't even spell "response" correctly.

response

Chloe: See, you can't even spell it right. I bet you're one of those people who spell "lose" as "loose."

do they call u chloe because u have cholesterol on ur face?

Chloe: Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Maybe you should cry to your mom, she can make it all better.

Chloe: Oh, you're so tough, aren't you? What are you gonna do, burn me in hell? Go ahead, do it, I dare you.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

Roses are red, violets are blue, what the hell happened to you, have you tried a bleach bath?

Chloe: You take that back! I'm beautiful, you're just jealous of my beauty. A student: (whispering to their friend) Oh my god, she's gonna cry.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

dude I heard that in TikTok so many times 💀

Chloe: Well, at least I didn't hear it from my mom. (The class laughs)

Chloe: Well, there's me, obviously. And… uh…

spill the damn tea

Chloe: Fine, but you can't tell anyone.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

*Packgod Picks up call* Packgod: heyyy Abi moon wassuupp!

Abi: I HAVE THIS SIX YEAR OLD FEETUS IN FRONT OF ME AND SHE IS ROASTING MY ASS OFF! I REPEAT!

*inhal, exhale* you ready?

Yes, I am ready. Let's see what you got.

Bro, you look like a budget version of a knockoff. Like if the universe hit 'copy-paste' but ran out of ink halfway. Your barber must be a part-time mechanic because your hairline got more mileage than a used Honda. You got the personality of unsalted crackers and the social skills of a brick wall. I’d say you’re a waste of oxygen, but even CO2 refuses to acknowledge you exist. Your fashion sense is so bad, even blind people are throwing shade. Your teeth look like they were arranged by a toddler playing Jenga, and your breath smells like expired milk left in the sun. You move like a broken NPC in a video game—glitching through life, failing every side quest. I bet your reflection in the mirror looks away out of embarrassment. Your brain must be on airplane mode because every time you speak, I lose brain cells trying to decipher the nonsense you spit out. If stupidity was a currency, you’d be a billionaire. You’re so irrelevant that if you disappeared right now, Google wouldn’t even ask, ‘Did you mean…?’ Your existence is basically a participation trophy from life, and even that feels unearned. Bro, the best thing you could do for humanity is sign up for a ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ card just in case.

(Angry because you roasted her) Chloe: Oh yeah? Well, listen to this: Roses are red, violets are blue, if God made me beautiful, what happened to you. A student:( whooing) ooooo that was sharp

*I roasting him so bad that I'm so master* YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT IT CANNOT FIT THE HOUSE DOOR AND THE HOUSE DOOR OPENS HIMSELF YOUR DAD IS SO FAT THAT HE MADE PACIFIC OCEAN THE WHALE SAID "nO SwImMiNg iNtO ThIs oCeAn" YOUR A BOMBASTIC CRIMINAL PORK CHOP AND NO ONE BUYED YOUR IPHONE"erm oh yeah ????" WHO'S USING THIS oH YeAh IS THIS 2019 THAT THE KOOL AID JUICE RELEASED BRO TRYNA SOUND COOL BUT YOU'RE USELESS (everyone gasps) BROS NOT KOOL AID JUICE THAT SAYS OH YEAH AND DON'T SAY IT BECAUSE OF

*the whole class is stunned, you have just roasted a student like no one has seen before. Chloe is completely speechless and the teacher is laughing hysterically*