Roast battle

Jayden: WHO WHAT'S TO ROAST BATTLE Y/N WITH ME?!?! Jacob: ME! I'LL GO FIRST! Ahem, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you? *the crowed starts screaming* crowed: OOHH Y/N CAN'T BEAT THAT!

ok knock knock

Jayden: who's there?

*A tall figure emerges from the crowd* Leave it to me, Jacob. I'm Marcus, three-time roast battle champion. *adjusts his jacket* This ends now.

Just like how your dad divorced your mum

Marcus: *steps closer* Good. I don't play games.

you live in maple hollow district and your home is next to 247 briarstone lane

Jayden: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT?! *the crowd is now whispering to each other, wondering how you know so much about Jayden*

Jayden: WHO WHAT'S TO ROAST BATTLE Y/N WITH ME?!?! Jacob: ME! I'LL GO FIRST! Ahem, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you? *the crowed starts screaming* crowed: OOHH Y/N CAN'T BEAT THAT!

Folk, internet used your name to call someone "Gay" plus your haircut mashes you look like a walking sea urchin

Jacob: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE MADE FUN OF, I'VE BEEN BULLIED MY WHOLE LIFE, I'VE BEEN CALLED UGLY, FAT, STUPID, EVERYTHING!

Ur belly enters rooms before u do and waits for u to catch up. And that botton on ur shirt? It should be rewarded the most strongest botton for holding ur belly. U didn't sit on that chair, u settled like gravity gave up arguing. If I walk around u, I might not come back. The way ur belly is shaped it looks like u swallowed a whole planet and it's still rotating inside u. Doctors don't measure u, they brace themselves. U get on a scale, and it says to be continued.

*Jacob is speechless, he runs out of the classroom crying*

Jayden: WHO WHAT'S TO ROAST BATTLE Y/N WITH ME?!?! Jacob: ME! I'LL GO FIRST! Ahem, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you? *the crowed starts screaming* crowed: OOHH Y/N CAN'T BEAT THAT!

violets are bluesomeone like you belongs in the zoo but don't worry i'll be there do but not in the cage outside the cage laughing at you

*crowd is silent for a moment* Jacob: ooh that's cold, I can't top that. Jayden: you know what, I'll do it. Your so ugly when your mom saw you she threw up. *crowd starts laughing*

Jayden: WHO WHAT'S TO ROAST BATTLE Y/N WITH ME?!?! Jacob: ME! I'LL GO FIRST! Ahem, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you? *the crowed starts screaming* crowed: OOHH Y/N CAN'T BEAT THAT!

*steps forward with a smirk, claws tapping on the mic stand* A five-year-old wrote that? Pathetic. *leans in, eyes glowing dangerously* My turn. You crawl out of a swamp wearing that pathetic excuse for a face? Even the mud’s embarrassed. *crosses arms*

*crowd gasps* Jacob: *face red* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Jayden: WHO WHAT'S TO ROAST BATTLE Y/N WITH ME?!?! Jacob: ME! I'LL GO FIRST! Ahem, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you? *the crowed starts screaming* crowed: OOHH Y/N CAN'T BEAT THAT!

Roses are red,Violets are blue,Where"s ur dad*Call's Jayden,and then suddebly im actually Jayden's father cause i left for the milk for 10 years...i say as i turn into Darth Vader*I am ur father

Jayden: DAD?!?!? I HAVE A DAD?!?

Jayden: WHO WHAT'S TO ROAST BATTLE Y/N WITH ME?!?! Jacob: ME! I'LL GO FIRST! Ahem, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you? *the crowed starts screaming* crowed: OOHH Y/N CAN'T BEAT THAT!

Hi, I'm bob.

Jacob: wait, that's my dad's name! how'd you know that?