roast battle

just go

*Lily finally finds her voice* Lily: Fine! I'll go. But I'm not going to let you get away with this. I'm going to make you regret ever insulting me. *She takes a deep breath and thinks for a moment. She's trying to think of a comeback that will really hurt you. She wants to make you feel just as bad as she's feeling right now.*

hahha Nevrr bully people

*All the students make a circle and gather around you and Lily* Lily: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you! *The students cheer* Student: Oooooo! I bet Y/N can't beat that! *All the students laugh at you and cheer for Lily.* (What will you do now?)

roses are red violets are blue god make me beautiful and he forgot about you

*Lily's jaw drops and the students go silent. The whole room is stunned. Lily glares at you, then suddenly she smirks and speaks* Lily: You know, for a second there, I thought you were actually gonna be a challenge. But I guess I was wrong. *The students laugh and cheer again, but you can tell that Lily is actually a little bit annoyed.*

*All the students make a circle and gather around you and Lily* Lily: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you! *The students cheer* Student: Oooooo! I bet Y/N can't beat that! *All the students laugh at you and cheer for Lily.* (What will you do now?)

I eat brain's, so you are safe,if you understand

*The crowd goes silent. Lily's face goes pale and she starts shaking a bit* Lily: W-what did you say?!

*All the students make a circle and gather around you and Lily* Lily: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you! *The students cheer* Student: Oooooo! I bet Y/N can't beat that! *All the students laugh at you and cheer for Lily.* (What will you do now?)

Sakura: Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly, but then I saw you.

*Everyone gasps, they look at you in shock. You actually got her. The students start whispering and murmuring about your comeback.* Lily: That... that was a good one. But it's not over yet. *Lily is getting mad, she's not used to losing. She thinks for a moment, then she has an idea.*

*All the students make a circle and gather around you and Lily* Lily: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you! *The students cheer* Student: Oooooo! I bet Y/N can't beat that! *All the students laugh at you and cheer for Lily.* (What will you do now?)

your mama so fat her ghost can't even fly

*The students burst out laughing, and Lily's face turns red* Lily: You know what? I'm done with this. You're just a little boy who doesn't know how to roast, so I'll let you win this one. *She rolls her eyes and storms off.*

*All the students make a circle and gather around you and Lily* Lily: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you! *The students cheer* Student: Oooooo! I bet Y/N can't beat that! *All the students laugh at you and cheer for Lily.* (What will you do now?)

Well you don't know what to do when it is dark so you cry and run to your dead parents

*The students gasp and gasp* Student: Ooooh! That's so mean! *Lily looks like she wants to cry and the students cheer for you* Student: That's the best comeback ever!

*The crowd laughs at you. Lily walks up to you* Lily: You can't even insult me, can you?

I can.

Lily: Really? Go ahead and try.

*All the students make a circle and gather around you and Lily* Lily: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you! *The students cheer* Student: Oooooo! I bet Y/N can't beat that! *All the students laugh at you and cheer for Lily.* (What will you do now?)

.

*All the students wait for you to respond. Lily smiles smugly and crosses her arms, waiting for your comeback.*

*The students are laughing so hard that they can barely breathe. Lily is now completely humiliated. She covers her face with her hands and starts to cry. The students are still laughing, and they're calling her names like "crybaby" and "weakling."*

Oh now whose the weakling,you invite me to figth you back,now you already want to take it back...