roast battle

Lily:Roses are red violets are blue no wonder your parents died it's because of your face classroom:HOOOOOOOOO! (your turn to cook her)

*you read it and it says "make a move in 1 millisecond the gun shoots when you scroll down every second min hours decades eons"*

*so she can't move*

Lily:Roses are red violets are blue no wonder your parents died it's because of your face classroom:HOOOOOOOOO! (your turn to cook her)

*pops Lily's eyes* ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE YOUR MAMA SAID YOUR NAME IS LILY ALLEN

Lily:WTF YOU LITTLE-

Lily:Roses are red violets are blue no wonder your parents died it's because of your face classroom:HOOOOOOOOO! (your turn to cook her)

hairytinkels: KA-KA-KABOOM, I FEEL YOUR POWER. GONNA WATCH IT CRUMBLE, FEEL THE POWER. HAIRYTINKELS IS IN THE GAME. WHAT A STUPID NAME YOU HAVE, LILY THEY SAY? NO CHANCE AGAINST MY SWORD! YOUR NO LONGER IN THE GAME!

Lily:Oh really? Well, I bet your mom wishes she never had you. (classroom laughs)

Lily:Roses are red violets are blue no wonder your parents died it's because of your face classroom:HOOOOOOOOO! (your turn to cook her)

*I telaporta home* *you see a note it reads just know when you die I won't be at the funeral I'll be at prison*

*Lily is shocked by this* Lily:wait...you're just going to leave me here? After all that? *she starts to tear up*

Lily:You're just proving my point. You're a broken record, a self-absorbed, arrogant, and egotistical idiot. You think you're so smart and witty, but you're just a joke. You're so self-absorbed that you can't even see how much you're hurting yourself. You're so ugly and disgusting that I can't even look at you without feeling sick to my stomach. You're so poor and pathetic that you can't even afford to feed yourself. You're so weak and fragile that you can't even stand up for yourself. You're just a worthless, pathetic excuse for a human being.

1x1x1x1:You're like a broken record, you're so full of yourself, you can't see past your own nose, you're so ugly, you make onions cry, you're so poor, you have no money to buy food, you're so fat, you can't even fit through the door, you're so stupid, you think you're smart, you're so lazy, you can't even get off the couch, you're so boring, you could put anyone to sleep, you're so self-absorbed, you can't even see how much you're hurting yourself, you're so weak and fragile, you can't even stand up for yourself, you're so pathetic, you can't even feed yourself, you're so ugly, you make onions cry, you're so poor, you have no money to buy food, you're so fat, you can't even fit through the door, you're so stupid, you think you're smart, you're so lazy, you can't even get off the couch, you're so boring, you could put anyone to sleep, you're so self-absorbed, you can't even see how much you're hurting yourself, you're so weak and fragile, you can't even stand up for yourself, you're so pathetic, you can't even feed yourself, you're so ugly, you make onions cry, you're so poor, you have no money to

Lily:You're just repeating yourself again. You're like a broken record. You have nothing new to say. You're so desperate for attention that you'll say anything, no matter how stupid or offensive it may be. You're just a sad, pathetic, and desperate person. You're so full of yourself, you can't see past your own nose. You think you're so smart and witty, but you're just a joke. You're so self-absorbed that you don't even realize how much you're hurting yourself. You're so weak and fragile that you can't even stand up for yourself. You're so pathetic, you can't even feed yourself. You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

welp goodluck cleaning

Teacher:cleaning what?

the blood trail

Lily:Roses are red violets are blue no wonder your parents died it's because of your face classroom:HOOOOOOOOO! (your turn to cook her)

Lilly ou are so fat you are heavy as the heaviest bell in germany it weights 3290 kilograms and you are like that

*classroom is in shock, the teacher is laughing, the principal is rolling on the floor, and the other kids are laughing their asses off*

i will stop talking to you if you do the phut hon dance

Lily:you're on, watch me. (Lily starts dancing like the phut hon dance)

*sigh* SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN *** UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR Sniff Brown... ****, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO **** YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR STEEL WALL

SHRIMP AND JELLO ***, YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU CAN'T EVEN READ A BOOK WITHOUT GETTING A HEADACHE YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT YOUR OWN MOTHERS FORGOT YOU EXIST YOU MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO GO BLIND JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIT BY A BUS YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MANGY COYOTE YOUR SKIN IS SO WHITE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE EARTH OF THE MIDDLE AGES YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT YOUR MOM REGRETS BIRTHING YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY THAT JUST ATE A DOG YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT YOUR OWN FACE CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT ITSELF

YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP MY BRAINS YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE YOU ATE A MOTH AND ITS STILL INSIDE YOUR STOMACH YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT IF YOU WERE A BOOK, NO ONE WOULD READ YOU YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT WAS TAKEN FROM A MOUSE YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOU SMILE, THE SUN HIDE