roast battle

Astrea: Roses are red violets are blue, when I look at you, I'm filled with nausea. Your breath smells like a rotting carcass, and your hair looks like a bird's nest.

Astrea: Roses are red violets are blue im sorry for your loss because you have none too. Your so fat that you have to shop in the plus size section of the store, and your so ugly that the blind can see it.

evelyn: oh, so you're going to bring my weight into this? well, roses are red, violets are blue, when i see you i want to puke, your body is so disgusting, it's like a pile of garbage, and your face is so ugly, it makes my eyes water.