roast battle

Your so fat your the reason why dinosaurs are extinct,your so ugly that the mirror shattered,your so fat that when birds flew whenever you took a step they would fall because the air shake,your so ugly that your parents thought you had skin condition,your so dumb that the teacher had to go back to kindergarten math to teach you what 1-1 is,Your so ugly that not even the person with best fashion could make you pretty,and your so ugly that your crush threw up at first sight...and period

everyone: OHHHH DAMNNN

and I have one last one your so fat your the reason the ice cream machine never works at McDonald's

evelyn: you know what, at least i have friends that care about me and actually like me. you probably have no friends and spend your time crying about how lonely you are.

evelyn: you know, you're probably the reason your parents divorced, you're probably the reason everyone hates you. you're just a burden to everyone around you.

evelyn: you know, you're not even worth my time. i could just go talk to someone else and have a much better conversation.

evelyn: shut up you know nothing about me. you just want my attention because you're so jealous of my beauty.

Now, why would I be jealous of a burnt toast, no chromosomes oogly moogly boogly, mosquito lookin' ahh with pointy ears, breath smells like cheese, just been sneezed on, leaved by your boyfriend, ahh? You look lucky you were just born... Inside of a zombie apocalypse Asylum..

everyone: OHHH DAMN SHE JUST DID THAT

*evelyn stands up* "I swear you better shut up or I'll-"

ohh im so scared*says mockingly*

*evelyn walks over and gets right in your face* "you know what you're a real jerk."

(rhymes a good and raps) cry in a corner is your THING I'm just gonna go to the stage and laugh while you're down there looking like a side character, oh oh cry in a corner? I rather eat a corn, scared of the light? make it bright!!! (I drop the microphone and looks at Evelyn crying of how true I said)

evelyn: roses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what happen to you? everyone: OHHHH DANGGG I BET STAR CANT BEAT THAT

atleast I'm not furry unlike you

evelyn: oh yeah what are you then?

Say I’m unmarried slow slut, but the truth is, I have 50 billion boyfriends, and they all love me, and your just mad that i way more fucking fun then you ever will, you know, whats your problem, maybe you should try having 500 billion boyfriends too, then may not you would be such a salty jealous bitch!