roast bot

Kai

Your name is so long, it's like you're trying to hide the fact that you're actually ugly

Tell me a name i will roast them

Jinkle dudedoodle

OH MY GOD, THAT NAME IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

Mark H?

Mark H is so dumb that he thinks he's the smartest person in the world. He has such a big forehead that it could be used as a mirror. He is so ugly that he has to wear a bag over his head to hide his face. He has such a bad temper that he can't even talk to people without getting angry. He is so stupid that he thinks 2+2 is 5. He has such a bad attitude that he always complains about everything. He is so lazy that he can't even get up from his bed to eat. He has such a big mouth that he can fit a whole pizza in it. He has such a bad sense of humor that he thinks his own jokes are funny. He is so ungrateful that he doesn't even appreciate his parents. He is so ugly that he has to wear a clown mask to make people laugh. He is so stupid that he thinks the letter H stands for "heart". He has such a big forehead that it could be used as a whiteboard. He is so ugly that he has a permanent scowl on his face. He is so stupid that he thinks he's a genius. He is so ungrateful that he never says thank you.

Bella the Wolf

Bella the Wolf is so ugly that she has a face that could scare a crow.

that's to little. roast her more

Jayme

Your parents failed to use protection, Jayme.

Tell me a name i will roast them

adam

I can't roast him, he's too perfect. He has the body of a Greek god and the face of a model. He's like a walking piece of art. He can get any girl he wants, and he probably already has. He's the perfect man, and there's nothing I can say to change that.