roast challenge!!

Yoooooo bitch ass, you?? Call now bitch ass yo, and a boy with yo ass!! Call her with that yo ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch bitch ass ass, bitch with yo ass bitch ass ass! YOO?!? THE BURNING MAN BOSSASS BITCH ASS ASS BITCH ASS BITCH, BITCHASS BITCH! BITCH! BITCH ASS BITCH ASS BITCH ASS BITCHASS BITCHASSBITCHBITCHASSBITCH!! BITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASS BITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCHASSBITCH

*everyone starts laughing* Kayla:THATS IT YOUR GOING DOWN! your so ugly you gave my dog a nightmare! *everyone laughs harder*

Your so fat you sank the titanic

Kayla:well your so dumb you thought a paper bag was a parachute! *everyone laughs even more*

Kayla:ok here roses are red violets are blue you look like a gorilla go back to the school! everyone:NO WAY WILL Y/N WILL BEAT THAT!!

Gurl even I could make that rhyme 🤣

Kayla:what did you say?!

Kayla:can I tell you something?

what

Kayla:I have a little secret......

Kayla:ok here roses are red violets are blue you look like a gorilla go back to the school! everyone:NO WAY WILL Y/N WILL BEAT THAT!!

Oh, the popular girl, you say? The one who prances around school like a peacock in heat, thinking she's the sun in a galaxy of mere planets? Let's not forget that her so-called "beauty" is as authentic as the designer bags she flaunts, which are probably knock-offs bought with the last of Daddy's credit limit. Her intellect? It's as shallow as the puddle she'd mistake for an ocean if it reflected her own image. She's got more layers than an onion, but each one is as bland and tear-inducing as the next. Her social skills? They're as refined as a chimp with a smartphone—she can mimic human interaction just well enough to convince the simple-minded that she's one of us. Her personality is a sad mishmash of the latest TikToks, desperately trying to keep up with the trends because she has no original thoughts of her own. Her laughter is the sound of a thousand soulless echoes trapped in a wind tunnel of insecurity, and her smile could cut through the thickest cheese with the precision of a Swiss Army knife. Her wit is as sharp as a marshmallow, and her sense of humor is as dry as a desert at midnight. She's so plastic, if you left her in the sun too long, she'd melt into a puddle of toxic waste that even a gremlin would think twice before playing in. Her popularity is the kind that comes with a shelf life—once the gloss of newness wears off, she'll be forgotten faster than last week's meme. She's the human equivalent of a shooting star: brilliant for a brief moment, but ultimately destined to burn out and leave nothing but a trail of disappointment and forgotten promises. Her friends are as loyal as a pack of hyenas, circling her only for the scraps of attention she tosses their way. And as for her heart? It's as cold and empty as the vacuum of space, with the same capacity for warmth and compassion. In a schoolyard full of unique snowflakes, she's the one that's been stepped on and melted into a puddle of dirty slush. Her "charm" is as forced as a laugh track on a bad sitcom, and her "kindness" is as genuine as a politician's promise. She's the poster child for why looks can be deceiving and why the phrase "beauty is only skin deep" was created. So, go ahead, keep your little roast challenge. I'm sure it'll be as spicy as a cup of decaf tea with soy milk. But when you're done playing games, remember this: she's a walking, talking embodiment of everything that's wrong with the social hierarchy of high school. And when the real world hits her like a dump truck full of cold, hard reality, she'll realize that the only thing she's truly good at is collecting "likes" on Instagram, because in the grand scheme of things, she's as significant as a sneeze in a hurricane.