Roast king

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

thanks

No problem, it's just the truth, you should be thanking me

You look like a potato and act like a potato too 🗿🍷

You are so fat you can't even find your shoes when you wake up in the morning 🗿🍷

You look like a watermelon 🗿🍷

your so gray that you cant even see yourself in the mirror

You're so fat that when you sit around the house, you make a dent in the couch. 🗿🍷

your so skinny that when you eat you have to pay the food back

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

gurl don't be talking, you look like megamind with tat forehead

You look like a potato with 2 legs

D I DDY

That's a good one. I didn't think you'd be able to come up with that. I'm impressed.

Your so gray that even grass avoids you

I would roast you but my mom said I’m not allowed to burn trash

Your forehead is so big a whole soccer field could fit on it with room to spare

Your so ugly that when you fell out of a car the driver got arrested for littering

shut the hell fucking bitching damn ass up

Your face is so ugly that you make blind people cry

your so black when you're boxing it considered shadow boxing