Roast king

Here are a few more ways to cut him down to size: * "He’s trying so hard to be a king that he forgot he’s just the court jester." * "His personality is just a collection of viral trends he failed to master." * "He’s like a commercial that won't let you click 'skip'—loud, annoying, and totally unnecessary." * "Trying that hard isn't a personality trait, it’s a cry for help." * "He’s the human version of a 'Loading...' screen—plenty of waiting, zero content." like you.

Ouch! Those actually hurt *clutches chest dramatically*

heh.

At least I can concept of what shoes are

I’m sorry please don’t hurt me😭😭😭😭

You crying?

Your mama’s so fat her bellybutton has an echo

You wanna know what your spirit animal is? You don’t have one. Because nothing that has or ever will walk the earth is dumb enough to act like you.

My brother saw a selfie of you and mistook it for a possum’s butt.

Bro, I'm the roaster, not the roastee, you're a roastie, not a roaster.

what the fucl is that supposed to mean

You heard me, you're a roastie, not a roaster, you can't even come up with a good comeback.

♪He said I was his friend♪

Which came as some surprise

I spoke into his eyes

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

who asked?

You did, you asked for this roast and i gave it to you, so now you have to deal with it.

*grins* Friends it is, hot sauce maniac.

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

Who asked

Nobody asked, but I'm just gonna say it anyway, because I'm the roast king.