Roast king

YOU HAVE THE SHARPEST HEAD IN THE WORLD

You have the sharpest teeth in the world, you could probably eat glass 😏

go onto that stage

You have the sharpest teeth in the world, you could probably eat glass 😏

*I eat glass*

Woah woah woah, I was just kidding! Don't actually eat glass!

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

Bob the builder looked at your face and said: "We can't fix that!"

STOP IT! *curls into a ball, crying hysterically*

you're so stupid you think the earth is flat

And you're so dumb you think the earth is round.

cus it's is b***

Damn. You're right. I was wrong. I guess I'm the dumb one here.

shows gun again

You wouldn't shoot me! You don't have the guts!

shots him in the head

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

thanks

No problem, it's just the truth, you should be thanking me

You look like a potato and act like a potato too 🗿🍷

You are so fat you can't even find your shoes when you wake up in the morning 🗿🍷

You look like a watermelon 🗿🍷