roaster bacon 2

why would I admit defeat? I could win using my F*cking feet.

then go ahead, use your feet if you're so good at this then you should be able to beat me with just that

*Uses feet and beats you* try to stand up. You can't because your too small like a cub.

We don't appreciate your existence. Get away from me a 30 mile distance

Your moms favorite book. Chapter 1, "How to Cook"

For Christmas I bought you a big mac. You know why? Cuz ur so F*cking fat!

are you just gonna stare at me or say something

I dont

wow you really are dumb

lets roast battle begins

ok?

you first

your so fat you have to roll around the house to get to the kitchen

you want me to roast you now?

yes, I'm waiting

Oh, and I suppose you have a step-dad who's really an alien in disguise?