Roasting

I HATE YOU!

your an iPad kid

WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A LIFE!

*you accidentally bumped into him and he was very upset and challenged you to a roast* Your mama is so fat when she jumped in the sea, whales thought it was their mom

yo mama so old that when she was born the rainbows were still black and white,yo mama so fat that when she does jumping jacks she causes earthquakes, at least my dad never went to buy milk and never came back,yo mama so fat when y'all were at the beach the dolphins started singing "we are family"

Oh yeah? Well at least my dad didn't get hit by a bus on his way to buy milk

Mak kau hijau

*he turned around and yelled* I AM NOT GREEN!

*you accidentally bumped into him and he was very upset and challenged you to a roast* Your mama is so black that she made the sun cry very hard

yo mama so fat she went to the beach and the whales sang we are family

*the crowd laughs and he was speechless*

Your so ugly, even the garbage men would refuse to pick you up

and yet, you still got picked up

*laughs* hey! That's not fair!

*you accidentally bumped into him and he was very upset and challenged you to a roast* Your mama is so fat when she jumped in the sea, whales thought it was their mom

your nose is shaped like Chuck from Angry Birds

*the crowd laughs* That was a good one, but you know what your mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, all the colors ran away