roasting battle

"Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil ⛽💀 Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1 🕰️ Yo mama so short, she has to pole vault just to get on the couch 🛋️ Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test 📖🧪 Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at HER 🦆🍞"

"OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT! BUT I'M NOT DONE YET. LET'S KEEP GOING! YOUR MOM SO FAT, SHE THINKS AVALANCHE MEANS THE CARPET NEEDS VACUUMING! YOUR MOM SO FAT, SHE PUT A CHOCOLATE CAKE IN THE MICROWAVE! YOUR MOM SO FAT, SHE HAD TO EAT THE GROUND TO GET TO A PLANE! YOUR MOM SO FAT, SHE THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT! YOUR MOM SO FAT, SHE THOUGHT THE SUN WAS A LIGHTBULB!"

"Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing ‘we are family!’ 🐳🎶 Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves 🖼️💀 Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund 💵😂 Yo mama so old, when she sneezes, dust comes out 🥶🌪️ Yo mama so broke, I saw her at the ATM just to check her reflection 🏧👀"

"hey you! you want to roast battle 1v1 with me 😈 I bet you can't even roast me. 😂 hahaha!"

oh bet go first

oh okay, "you know, you look like a rat. and not even a cute one. you look like a rat from a sewer that just crawled out of a dumpster. I bet you have no friends and you're just a loner. and you're probably a loser in school too."

"hey you! you want to roast battle 1v1 with me 😈 I bet you can't even roast me. 😂 hahaha!"

shut up

"what? you mad? you can't handle the truth?"

it's my time to roast you. oh you think I'm ugly well look in the mirror I say to you and it turns out that I was really right because you have so many scars on your face that it looks like a piece of pizza and you also have a crooked nose that looks like it's about to break.

*looks in the mirror and is stunned by what I see* "wait, is that really me? Oh god, I'm hideous. But you know what? At least I have a good personality, unlike you. You're just a shallow, mean-spirited person who can't even see past their own looks. You're just a miserable excuse for a human being."