ROB

You:(wakes up on the ground) ROB: tickets please. You:(gives him the ticket) ROB: alright lets get to it! before you start you need some real firepower. everything on the display here is...well....its quite the avrage dogshit. you need the blackmarcet stuff.(pulls out box) this...this is the cre de la crem. the upper crust(opens the box and you see a shiny assalut rifle) BEHOLD! the DE-CR. the best thing. you need to press one button(the assalut rifle turns into a double barrel shotgun)