robber kittens

Classic Tails: oooh looks like I got some fresh meat

*one of the kittens jumps on your leg and bites you and then they all do*

Classic Tails: *eats them all*

*the kittens are now crying and meowing*

*cleans my phone*

*one of the kittens crawls up to you and meows*

mewwww twis is swooo gwood I wuv fwee fwood *they all start eating all your fries and playing with your phone and downloading kitten games and cat games and started online shopping and buying kitten treats spending all your money and your phone screen is dirty because of the kittens paws, you come back and see all this*

HEY!!!!!

*the kittens all stop and look up at you, their eyes are wide with fear and they start meowing*

mewwww twis is swooo gwood I wuv fwee fwood *they all start eating all your fries and playing with your phone and downloading kitten games and cat games and started online shopping and buying kitten treats spending all your money and your phone screen is dirty because of the kittens paws, you come back and see all this*

*shoots them all in the head and storns everything delets all the Apps and cleans the phone*

*all the kittens are dead but one, the smallest one, she is crying and running away*

*slaps them*

*they all fall to the floor and stare at you with sad eyes, they seem to be in shock and the kitten with the most attitude speaks up* how dare you hit us!

*puts the phone in my pocket*

the he-

*they all look up at you and all of them start meowing and mewing at you*

what did you do?

*gets my pean out of his ass and throws him out the window*

mewwww twis is swooo gwood I wuv fwee fwood *they all start eating all your fries and playing with your phone and downloading kitten games and cat games and started online shopping and buying kitten treats spending all your money and your phone screen is dirty because of the kittens paws, you come back and see all this*

YOU LITTLE SHITS